On a FAR less serious note than my usual, a friend posted this on Facebook...
Dear Tiger:
Over the course of the next few weeks, several women will come forward and accuse you of cheating on your wife with them. While we cannot speak for your spouse, we are willing to forgive you provided that at least one of these women proves to be no less than 75% African-American. That small step is all that is required to gain our trust.
Sincerely:
The Black Community
On that "note", i'm outta here!
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You are all TYPES of wrong for this CLIFF!
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Tarana
Guess Tiger can forget that forgiveness because it doesn't look like any of his mistresses will meet the requirement.
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